Pocket Guide To Being a Millennial: The Satirical Approach to Gen Y Success
Book Details
Author(s)J.W. Price
PublisherJ.W. Price
ISBN / ASINB01IQKQGHQ
ISBN-13978B01IQKQGH9
Sales Rank1,618,888
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
They're here, they drink crappy beer, get used to it!
Welcome to the first ever guide on how to behave like a "lazy", social media induced, fully fledged Millennial! Now featuring over 49 steps!(That's 50 for you kinesiology majors). In this guide we will dwelve into the mind of a generation who just can't seem to do anything wrong. You see, Millennials just can't get a break. We're either expected to be doctors or passed over as 40 year old somethings who don't want to move out. All we wanna do is hangout with our friends 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all while figuring out our next picture opportunity. And if that picture can't get at least 100 likes, we quietly remove it before anyone notices. Quick! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!
Now remember when reading this book that is it imperative you do everything if you want to successfully emulate the lifestyle of a Millennial. You might think, "Seriously?" or "Why would I do that?", and the answer is Gen X. Gen X has everything figured out already. Trying to contribute would be like running into New York traffic, you'll ruin a perfect thing. So instead just sit back and enjoy today while it lasts. Call out as many times as you want, eat as much fast causal food as you can, and don't forget to snap chat everything. How will anyone believe you did anything without a customary picture?
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any losses you may experience following these steps. I am however completely responsible for your successes and increased follower count!
Copyright Justin W. Price
All rights reserved.
Cover created on Canva.com for Multi-Use
Published through KDP
Welcome to the first ever guide on how to behave like a "lazy", social media induced, fully fledged Millennial! Now featuring over 49 steps!(That's 50 for you kinesiology majors). In this guide we will dwelve into the mind of a generation who just can't seem to do anything wrong. You see, Millennials just can't get a break. We're either expected to be doctors or passed over as 40 year old somethings who don't want to move out. All we wanna do is hangout with our friends 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all while figuring out our next picture opportunity. And if that picture can't get at least 100 likes, we quietly remove it before anyone notices. Quick! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!
Now remember when reading this book that is it imperative you do everything if you want to successfully emulate the lifestyle of a Millennial. You might think, "Seriously?" or "Why would I do that?", and the answer is Gen X. Gen X has everything figured out already. Trying to contribute would be like running into New York traffic, you'll ruin a perfect thing. So instead just sit back and enjoy today while it lasts. Call out as many times as you want, eat as much fast causal food as you can, and don't forget to snap chat everything. How will anyone believe you did anything without a customary picture?
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any losses you may experience following these steps. I am however completely responsible for your successes and increased follower count!
Copyright Justin W. Price
All rights reserved.
Cover created on Canva.com for Multi-Use
Published through KDP
