Clovenhoof's Diary: February

Clovenhoof has spent six years living the quiet life in the suburbs after losing his job as Lord of Hell and he’s barely had any time for affairs of the heart. But girlfriends are apparently like buses – you wait ages for one and then three come along at once.

He’s got three Valentine’s Day dates to organise and, not only that, but he’s also got to fight the schemes of local nutjobs and corrupt politicians and defend Spartacus’s mum on her day in court. He might need a lie down after this.

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