Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)

For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?

• Stop in the Name of Pants! (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 9)
• Love Is a Many Trousered Thing (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 8)
• Startled by His Furry Shorts
• Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers: More Mad, Marvy Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
• Away Laughing on a Fast Camel: Even More Confessions of Georgia Nicolson
• Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 4)
• Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas: Further, Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 3)
• On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)
• Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 1)