Pirate-iquette Tips: Brought to you by The Very Nearly Honorable League of Pirates and Caroline Carlson
PIRATE-IQUETTE TIP #1:“A good pirate doesn’t run away from nefarious scoundrels—she confronts them.â€
PIRATE-IQUETTE TIP #2: A pirate simply can’t abandon her mates.
PIRATE-IQUETTE TIP #3: Pirates aren’t punctual. Most pirates arrive for treasure hunts and mutinies fashionably late.
PIRATE-IQUETTE TIP #4: Pirates keep their word. All others walk the plank.
PIRATE-IQUETTE TIP #5: Sword fighting is the same as waltzing—just with a more gruesome conclusion.
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