The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, an unbeatable selection of hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun "Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people." Richard Nixon "I've had more women than most people have noses." Steve Martin "I have the simplest tastes. I m always satisfied with the best." Oscar Wilde "Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids." Homer Simpson "The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf it's almost a law." H.G. Wells "Did you ever put those maxipads on adhesive side up? Makes you cranky, don't it?" Roseanne Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from W. C. Fields to Liz Lemon, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humor.