Funny Shaped Balls: The Biggest Book of Sporting Jokes Ever

Two men fishing on a river bank in a canal in London on a Saturday afternoon miles away from a radio or TV. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says, "Spurs have lost again." The other man is astonished and says, "How on earth do you know that?" The other man replies "It's quarter to five."  After the success of the George Foreman grill, Audley Harrison is launching his own toaster. The problem is it can only do four rounds.

What does Steve Harmison put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A bat. More than 2,000 sports-related jokes from every sport: soccer, rugby, cricket, golf, boxing, snooker, and beyond are compiled here.