Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Two: Treachery and Betrayal at Jolly Days

When last we saw them, the Shluffmuffin twins were running for their lives. In this, the second installment, they run right into the arms of their long-lost father. But he's not quite as they remember him . . . Of course, who would be after a tragic Porta Potti accident? Instead, he has become something frightening, something far too horrifying to explain.

No, no, we can't do it, you'll just have to buck up and read the book yourself. When things get creepy, you try to cover your eyes, but you peek through anyway, don't you? Well, then, you'll get what you deserve--a laugh attack you'll never recover from. Serves you right.

• The Vampire's Curse (Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 3)
• Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book One: The Onts
• Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Four: Fall of the House of Mandible
• Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Five: The Shluffmuffin Boy Is History
• Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Six: Attack of the Giant Octopus
• Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Seven: Please Don't Eat the Children
• Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book Eight: When Bad Snakes Attack Good Children