Revolting Jokes

What do executioners write in December? Their Christmas chopping lists. Why did the cannibal join the police force? So he could grill his suspects. First Flea: You don't look too well. Second Flea: No, I'm not feeling up to scratch. Where's the best place to have the school sickroom? Next to the canteen! And more truly revolting jokes guaranteed to get a giggle out of kids.