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What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters

Author Javerbaum, David
Publisher Spiegel & Grau
Category Humor
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ISBN / ASIN0385526474
ISBN-139780385526470
AvailabilityIn Stock.
Sales Rank127,526
CategoryHumor
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸

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This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as

• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”
• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?”
• “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?”
• “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?”
• “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”

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