Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 1)

Read the hilarious, candid (& sometimes mean) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. In this book, Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's prettiest, most popular girl (who Jamie thinks is a goon!) and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad? Will she send her mom's nasty casserole to starving children in Wheretheheckistan? You'll just have to read the first installment of Dear Dumb Diary to find out!

• My Pants Are Haunted! (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 2)
• Am I the Princess or the Frog? (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 3)
• Never Do Anything, Ever (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 4)
• Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 5)
• Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
• The Problem with Here Is That It's Where I'm From (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 6)
• Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers (Dear Dumb Diary #11)
• Clyde
• Me! Just Like You, Only Better (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 12)
• Never Underestimate Your Dumbness (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 7)