Oh, the Things I Know!: A Guide to Success, or, Failing That, Happiness

The classic New York Times bestseller by Senator Al Franken, author of Giant of the Senate

Senator Al Franken, or Dr. Al Franken, as he prefers to be called, has written the first truly indispensable book of the new millennium. Filled with wisdom, observations, and practical tips you can put to work right away, Oh, the Things I Know! is a cradle-to-grave guide to living, an easy-to-follow user's manual for human existence.

What does a megasuccess like Al Franken—bestselling author, Emmy-award winning television star, sitting U.S. Senator, and honorary Ph.D.—have to say to ordinary people like you? Well, as Dr. Al himself says, "There's no point in getting advice from hopeless failures."

Join Mr. Franken—sorry, Dr. Franken—on a journey that will take you from your first job ("Oh, Are You Going to Hate Your First Job!"), through the perils and pitfalls of your twenties and thirties ("Oh, the Person of Your Dreams vs. the Person You Can Actually Attract!"), into the joys of marriage and parenthood ("Oh, Just Looking at Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl!"), all the way to the golden years of senior citizenship ("Oh, the Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In!"). Don't travel life's lonesome highway by yourself. Take Al Franken along, if not as an infallible guide, then at least as a friend who will make you laugh.

• Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right
• Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
• Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot: And Other Observations
• The Truth (with jokes)
• Why Not Me? The Inside Story of the Making and Unmaking of the Franken Presidency
• The Truth (with jokes)
• I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!: Daily Affirmations By Stuart Smalley
• Why Not Me?: The Inside Story of the Making and Unmaking of the Franken Presidency
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations
• Unbelievable: My Front-Row Seat to the Craziest Campaign in American History