The Portable Curmudgeon

A collection of cynical and irreverent quotations on a wide variety of subjects such as life, love, sex, children, government, psychoanalysis, and prominent celebrities

• The Portable Curmudgeon Redux
• The Traveling Curmudgeon: Irreverent Notes, Quotes, and Anecdotes on Dismal Destinations, Excess Baggage, the Full Upright Position, and Other Reasons Not to Go There
• A Curmudgeon's Garden of Love
• The Book of Poisonous Quotes
• Big Curmudgeon: 2,500 Outrageously Irreverent Quotations from World-Class Grumps and Cantankerous Commentators
• Encyclopedia Neurotica