Friendly Advice

Drawing a distinction between "good" advice and "friendly" advice, a humorous collection of witty sayings addresses everything from acting and baseball to sex and success

• The Traveling Curmudgeon: Irreverent Notes, Quotes, and Anecdotes on Dismal Destinations, Excess Baggage, the Full Upright Position, and Other Reasons Not to Go There
• Big Curmudgeon: 2,500 Outrageously Irreverent Quotations from World-Class Grumps and Cantankerous Commentators
• A Curmudgeon's Garden of Love
• The Portable Curmudgeon Redux