Always Carry 2 Straws In Your Pocket

No, this book is not about vampires. It's a collection of thoughts, ideas, experiences, and life lessons learned by Michael Murray, a man born with Cerebral Palsy. In short, poignant chapters Michael reveals such things as why steak should be a daily part of your diet (Chapter 21), what Michael learned at summer camp (Chapter 6), how you can gain a membership into the Stupid People's Society, (Chapter 8), and why you should always, always carry 2 straws in your pocket (Chapter 2). Always Carry 2 Straws In Your Pocket is one man's desperate attempt to make sense out of life, love, and God. Read it at your own risk. . . 100% of the author's profits will be donated to International Justice Mission (Ijm), a human rights agency that secures justice for victims of slavery.