But things are never as easy as they should be. At T-minus 90 days, Hyacynth is about to discover that on the road to "happily ever after" she has a long way to go and that even the best laid plans can simply be a cover for chaos. She now finds herself thoroughly unprepared for others intervening in ways that she never anticipated while discovering that she must come to terms with internal demons that she did not know existed. The result is an often humorous and sometimes unnerving series of events told through words that are always brutally honest.
This is the true story of Hyacynth Arcola and her wedding. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.