Breedfreak: The Dog Breed Guide for Normal People with Real Lives, Families, Houses, and Budgets

Breedfreak: The Dog Breed Guide for Normal People, With Real Lives Families, Houses and Budgets is a complete guide to picking a dog breed. While other atlases and breed organizations have financial interest in making sure you think their breed is flawless, we are here to lift the veil and give you the dog breed secrets that all vets, behaviorists, and dog trainers know but are afraid to tell you.

Each breed entry includes a thorough, extremely biased, and remarkably opinionated breed description; an estimate of what you can expect to spend on your dog (hint: it is more than you think) and a whopping dose of humor to keep you interested. In addition to the breed entries there are several background chapters with excruciatingly important information you need to know about selecting a breed.