FUnEMPLOYMENT: A.K.A. 'Jobbus Interruptus'

There was nothing accidental about Gil Chards… While job hunting using his computer, Lexi Fulton inadvertently discovers the massive deceit and infidelity of her live-in boyfriend, complete with secret annulments, multiple Thai fiancés, and current online dating profile. Lexi applies her tech skills in a wickedly creative way that would make any woman who’s ever been cheated on swell with pride as she (ahem!) modifies his overused Personal’s account and broadcasts his newly creepy profile to thousands of would-be dates. Frustrated by her inability to solve her professional situation during a national economic downfall, Lexi decides to jump start her personal life and join her other single friends in the adventures of online dating. Enter the friends, all connected in less than three degrees of Kevin Bacon thanks to Match.com and the California Department of Unemployment. The ensuing story is about redefining one’s identity (sans corporate resume) during what many would consider a financial catastrophe. Come along for a fun and sometimes snarky ride through a series of interwoven mini-stories complete with fake profiles, crooked boob jobs, naked hot tubbing, cartwheels on the 49er infield, unexpected pregnancy, covert toilet paper jobs, ridiculously expensive shoes, bad manners, really bad golf, and beloved old dogs that just won’t die because it’s convenient. Welcome to FUnEMPLOYMENT. No one in this story is a victim in any sense of the word … except for the cheating boyfriend.