White Trash Like Me: A Patriots Cook Book of Bad Filthy Writing

This book is NOT for the literary critic or the aficionado of letters. If you think the New Yorker publishes fiction and poetry worth reading, go fuck yourself with your mother’s dildo. But if you’re a sleazy, shitfaced drunk, who routinely makes a complete dick out of yourself, ripping bong loads and farts, while spending your time bullshitting with other dunks about meaningless, obscene absurdities, and have little regard for being a loser; if that’s your bag, and one day a rat hair pokes you in your shit stained asshole, prodding you to read something other than porn, “WHITE TRASH LIKE ME” just might be the book for you. Dale Young dives dick first, like an insolent alley cat, into the underbelly of the Detroit bar scene; sniffing out rancid vagina, salivating to lick his dream girl’s butthole, as he emits the stench of urine, vomit, stale semen, savage b.o. and bin juice. Forget high minded aspirations: trouble, booze, failures, cum guzzling gutter sluts, dirtbags, loyal friends, and more boozing is what you’ll find in this “Patriot’s Cookbook of Bad, Filthy Writing.” “WHITE TRASH LIKE ME” is every bit as garbage as your boring fuckin life; so shut your flap hole, buy the book and pound another forty ouncer, before Milt bitch slaps you. Redemption ain’t shit! “Dale Young, GOD DAMN IT! I loved WHITE TRASH LIKE ME. I never laughed out loud while reading like I did, clutching your filthy little bible in my hands. Hallelujah. You are CLASSIC!” ~Lydia Lunch