Chainsaw Cop Corpse

Simon is having a BAD week. When you’re a D.C. Detective, every week is a bad week, but this week has been a BAD week. For starters, some psychopath has been murdering people, stealing their body parts and smearing their corpses with peanut butter. To make matters worse, the contract killer “Boots” has recently resurfaced, and his girlfriend’s chainsaw arm destroyed his bed when he made her climax. To top it all off, he’s been peeing random body parts for days. Ears, fingers, toes… And if that weren’t bad enough, now he really has to take a dump!