How to NOT Stay Single Forever

John hilariously describes his experiences, blunders and the "collateral damage" associated with being single in such a way that if someone were to do the OPPOSITE; they'd increase their chances of success tremendously!!! LEARN from his ridiculous mistakes and YOU could find LOVE almost immediately!! ( your results may vary ) Married couples reading the book will literally worship their spouse after re-discovering the newfangled horrors of the dating world... ( even if their marriage used to suck ) John has been played on gillions of radio stations over the last 25 years including Howard Stern, Rick Dees, Tom Leykis and Dr. Demento. He also points out that he doesn't snore, flosses, and puts the seat down. No animals were injured during the making of this book