The Fault in Our Pants: A Parody of "The Fault in Our Stars"

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS JUST GOT HILARIOUS!

As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?"
"They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe."
"Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked.
"I dunno, wanna try?"
"Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo."
"Wanna know a secret?" I asked.
"Yeah!"
I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered.

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THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hysterical new parody of The Fault in Our Stars! Just listen to these reviews:

"Grand." -Augustus Waters

"A douchefest." -Hazel Grace Lancaster

"Will there be a braille edition?" -Isaac

"Why wasn't I in the movie?" -Kaitlyn

All the big scenes that weren't in the book but should have been are here! For example:

--The scene where Hazel tells Isaac that "always" no longer applies if your significant other goes blind

--The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million more wishes

--The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank House

And many more!

From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus' trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it's all in THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS. So go ahead, give it a shot. You know you want to read it more than "Paper Towns."