Nobody Likes A Cockblock

Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.

• You Have to F*****g Eat
• Go the F**k to Sleep
• If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine
• Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
• Do You Want To Play With My Balls?
• Baby Don't Sh!t Your Pants
• Fuck You Sun
• K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice
• Put Tony's Nuts In Your Mouth!
• Games You Can Play with Your Pussy: And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know