Lady Chatterley's Lover: According to Spike Milligan

Clifford and Constance made home in Wragby Hall. Clifford's father was killed in the Boer War during the siege of Ladysmith. He was hiding in the NAAFI when a tea urn fell on his head. Clifford was now a baronet, Constance was Lady Chatterley. They dressed for dinner and undressed for bed.