Torture the Politician

Demonstrate to us this ultimate torture that you call country music." It's not often that the galaxy is created. Indeed, it's only happened once so far, so it's a rare event. It was a Monday, and God was there, but he wasn't invited. "It's a giant chipmunk!" Another voice shouted out in response, "And it's laid a giant metal egg!" When things go wrong, God is there. Coincidence? God frequently shows up uninvited, and when he does, he probably needs to use the toilet. The President was aghast. "We're being sued and you're giving us a complimentary bathrobe?