Born on a Rotten Day: Born on a Rotten Day

In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe.

If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further.

It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to:

-contain a Ram's oversized ego
-calm a raging Bull
-keep a fickle Twin faithful

Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?

• Friends on a Rotten Day: The Astrology of Friendships
• Nasty Astrology: What Your Astrologer Won't Tell You About Your Star Sign
• Darkside Zodiac
• Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance
• Darkside Zodiac in Love
• The Secret Language of Birthdays: Your Complete Personology Guide for Each Day of the Year
• Sextrology: The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes
• Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac
• How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope
• Horrorscopes: Exorcise the Monsters Within and Unleash the Scary Side of Your Sun Sign