Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance

The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate.

Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to:

-Safely dump a Scorpio
-Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex
-Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius

An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"

• Born on a Rotten Day
• Friends on a Rotten Day: The Astrology of Friendships
• Darkside Zodiac in Love
• Sexscopes: How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign
• Horrorscopes: Exorcise the Monsters Within and Unleash the Scary Side of Your Sun Sign
• Nasty Astrology: What Your Astrologer Won't Tell You About Your Star Sign
• Blame Your Planet: A Wicked Astrological Tour Through the Darkside of the Zodiac
• Astrology for the Soul (Bantam Classics)
• Darkside Zodiac
• Linda Goodman's Relationship Signs: The World's Most Respected Astrological Authority Reveals Her Secrets of Creating and Interpreting Your Personalized Relationship Charts