Quak, Quak Or, No Great Sheiks: Being a Frictional and Punographic Roman a Cleft Detailing the Further Hard Times of Herbert Ballard Above the Chic Do

Having been denied tenure for taking the side of black students at Chicago Urban University--a college undergoing transition from half-white to all-black--hapless Professor Herbert Ballard finds himself with only one job offer for the following year--from the oil-drenched, gold-rich Arabian state of Quak.