“I don’t know much about Americanism, but it’s a damn good word with which to carry an election.†—W. G. Harding
“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.†—Jimmy Carter
“I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them.†—C. Coolidge
“If I don’t have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.â€â€”John F. Kennedy