MEET QUINOA!
She's the fearless and fashion-forward toddler taking over the world one elaborate play date at a time. From designer duds to posh friends to even the most avant-garde snack foods, Quinoa is setting trends and taking names. (In fact, see her list of approved baby names inside.) She's got more cool factor than the Kardashian, Jolie-Pitt, and Paltrow offspring combined. Oh yeah . . . she's also imaginary.
Based on the wildly popular Pinterest board, My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter, How to Quinoa will take you on a tour of high fashion hilarity with snapshots and stories from the life of the world's most influential toddler, plus tips and best practices to transform your own life and wardrobe from snore to roar. Quinoa will show you how to do everything from raising a superior child to securing a compatible BFF. And from finding your own path to designer happiness to practicing on-trend hobbies like drinking flavored lemonades from mason jars. So, ask yourself this: Are you ready to Quinoa?
How to Quinoa: Life Lessons from My Imaginary Well-Dressed Daughter
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Book Details
Author(s)Tiffany Beveridge
PublisherRunning Press Adult
ISBN / ASIN076245427X
ISBN-139780762454273
AvailabilityUsually ships in 1-2 business days
Sales Rank1,079,615
CategoryHumor
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
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