Safe Baby Handling Tips

With its laugh-out-loud guidance on baby care, Safe Baby Handling Tips is a must-have for anyone overwhelmed—and befuddled—when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Now, it's updated and refreshed to be even more helpful and relevant to the modern parent. Incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide—complete with The Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby responsibilities (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!

• Go the F**k to Sleep
• The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)
• Experimenting with Babies: 50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid
• The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year
• How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
• Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips
• Nobody Likes a Cockblock
• K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice
• The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People
• Welcome to the Club: 100 Parenting Milestones You Never Saw Coming