The Best Book of Puns

As Oscar Levant said many years ago, "A pun is the lowest form of wit, especially if you didn't think of it first." In this lively collection you'll find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist... and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theatre wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington... the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs!

Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and wind up in the hole.

A monastery in financial trouble decided to go into the fish-and-chips industry to raise revenues. One night a customer knocked on the door and a monk answered. "Are you the fishfriar?" the customer asked. "No," the robed figurereplied, "I'm the chipmonk."

The book also contains a PUNdix, a PUNabridged dictionary and a collection of the best... and worst... jokes in the world!

• It's a Punderful Life: A fun collection of puns and wordplay
• The Little Book of Giant Puns: Bring Big Laughs Everywhere
• Puns: The Highest Form of Humor
• Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers
• The Pun Also Rises: How the Humble Pun Revolutionized Language, Changed History, and Made Wordplay More Than Some Antics
• The Rather Large Book of Puns: Over 500 Excellent and Original Pieces of Wordplay
• 101 Punny Puns
• 7 Days Without A Pun Makes One Weak Sarcastic Gift Funny T-Shirt L Charcoal
• Born to Pun: 1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines
• The Complete Pun Book