Mortuary Confidential: Undertakers Spill the Dirt

When the casket reached the front of the sanctuary, there was a loud cracking sound as the bottom fell out. And with a thump, down came Father Iggy.

From shoot-outs at funerals to dead men screaming and runaway corpses, undertakers have plenty of unusual stories to tell--and a special way of telling them.

In this macabre and moving compilation, funeral directors across the country share their most embarrassing, jaw-dropping, irreverent, and deeply poignant stories about life at death's door. Discover what scares them and what moves them to tears. Learn about rookie mistakes and why death sometimes calls for duct tape.


Enjoy tales of the dearly departed spending eternity naked from the waist down and getting bottled and corked--in a wine bottle. And then meet their families--the weepers, the punchers, the stolidly dignified, and the ones who deliver their dead mother in a pickup truck.

If there's one thing undertakers know, it's that death drives people crazy. These are the best "bodies of work" from America's darkest profession.

"Sick, funny, and brilliant! I love this book." --Jonathan Maberry, multiple Bram Stoker Award-winning author of They Bite! and Rot & Ruin

"As unpredictable and lively as a bunch of drunks at a New Orleans funeral."
--Joe R. Lansdale

• Confessions of a Funeral Director: How the Business of Death Saved My Life
• Does This Mean You'll See Me Naked?
• Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
• Confessions of a Funeral Director: How Death Saved My Life
• Working Stiff: Two Years, 262 Bodies, and the Making of a Medical Examiner
• The Victorian Book of the Dead
• Over Our Dead Bodies:: Undertakers Lift the Lid
• Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers
• Down Among the Dead Men: A Year in the Life of a Mortuary Technician
• From Here to Eternity – Traveling the World to Find the Good Death