Kids' Funniest Riddles

What is slime's favorite game? Slimen says. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a pig? Frankenswine. And, what will keep kids hysterical for hours on end? These side-splitting, rip-snorting, fall-on-the-floor-laughing riddles--over 500 of them! Guaranteed to produce giggles: What does one prisoner use to call another? A cell phone. What kind of ball wears shoes? A football. Why is the dinosaur healthier than the dragon? The dinosaur doesn't smoke. What did the cow say when it fell down? Moo hoo. What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slow poke. And, the comic, wacky illustrations just add to the fun!