My Basic Needs: Food, Clothing, Shelter, You: 30 Love Notes to Use Anytime, Anywhere

Thinking that predictable, overly saccharine, rhyming romance poetry will get you past the red velvet rope and into the exclusive funhouse of love is positively ridiculous. The alternative? These love notes, perfect for mailing, slipping into a briefcase, or taping to the toilet seat--any time, any day of the week.