Buyer & Cellar

Alex More has a story to tell. A struggling actor in L.A, he takes a job working in the Malibu basement of a beloved megastar. One day, the Lady Herself comes downstairs to play. It feels like real bonding in the basement, but will their relationship ever make it upstairs? BUYER & CELLAR is an outrageous comedy about the price of fame, the cost of things, and the oddest of odd jobs.

"Jonathan Tolins has concocted an irresistible one-man play from the most peculiar of fictitious premises...This seriously funny slice of absurdist whimsy creates the illusion of a stage filled with multiple people, all of them with their own droll point of view." THE NEW YORK TIMES

"A gorgeous play: funny and beautifully observed and richly insightful." Moises Kaufman

"Tolins's writing is smart, sharp, and hilarious and he paints a vivid picture that even a perfectionist like Barbra would have to applaud." James Lapine