Assholes Forever (The Asshole Saga, Volume 2)

Dr. Crement examines the most serious and contagious types of assholism, including the bully asshole, the know-it-all asshole, the whining asshole, the mule asshole, the sucking asshole, the slimy asshole, the festering asshole, and the victim asshole. He then goes on to describe "cosmic assholes"--people who believe they are on a mission to share assholism with all of the rest of us: politically correct assholes, green assholes, assholes who hate too much, and free lunch assholes.