Nobody Fixes Real Carrot Sticks Anymore

From the Arizona columnist who generates more reader mail than any other, a collection of her essays on motherhood, children, country music, the Clintons, granola women and everything else from airplanes to country music to why Victoria's Secret doesn't make a plaid flannel thong for the married-with-children set. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be forced to see things and issues in a new way and you will probably want to write a letter to her editor. To save you the trouble, she's even included some of the letter responses to her columns. WARNING: Not for the politically correct, the humorless or social reformists who are, by definition, humorless.