drink from the Thinking Fountain's spout,
go to Tardy Marty's birthday Party,
and dish the dirt with the school's Meddlesome Mop.
...But if you're coming, hurry up!
The morning bell's about to ring-
and it won't wait if someone's late,
Four...Three...Two...One... "Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!"
WaHoo! Elementary consists of sixty-four pages of poems, prose and pictures revolving around the elementary school experience. Each book includes a fourteen by eighteen fold out map of the school.