The Official Turd Book: A Bathroom Guide to Poop, Squat, Crap, Dookie, and Butt Nuggets

The most comprehensive book documenting and illustrating the creative cutlets we all produce on a daily basis. Featuring such beauties as The Disintegrator, The Belly Flopper, The Amphibian, and The Caboose, no other collection of case-studies can dare be entitled The Official Turd Book. If you catch yourself looking in the toilet after you're finished with your business (and who doesn't?), you'll find this hilarious reference guide to be the must-read of the year.