The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women: How to Succeed in Romance on Planet Earth

Is Life With Her an Endless Game of Chess? Ever look skyward, after yet another frustrating encounter with her, yelling aloud: Why is she so impossible? Why can't I figure her out? You've heard that men and women are from different planets, and that, somehow, we must patiently accept, celebrate, understand, and navigate these differences. Right? Marc Rudov says, "BALONEY"!