My So-Called Career In Hollywood -- how I got Lost In Space, arrested on Gilligan's Island, kicked out of Mayberry, roughed up by Sylvester Stallone, ... the Land Of The Giants - just for starters!

My agent and I snuck onto the studio lot, then headed over to the tiny man-made lagoon where the Gilligan’s Island beach scenes were filmed, hoping to run into someone who’d read my script. As we wandered through the maze of soundstages, Ray pulled out a fat cigar and lit it, trying desperately not to inhale because he didn’t smoke. “What’s that for?” I asked. “It’s a prop,” he gasped in my direction. “It makes me look like a big deal.” Ray then blew a thick cloud of smoke, gagging on his own exhaust. He was starting to turn green. “I’m not sure this is such a good idea,” I confessed. “What if someone finds out we’re not supposed to here?” Ray chuckled. “Don’t you have faith in me, kid?” I didn’t. “Sure I do,” I lied. Ray suddenly stopped and leaned over to throw up. After a few heaves, he thrust his cigar at me. “Here -- take it -- damn thing’s making me sick! Hold it for me until we see someone important!” 'MY SO-CALLED CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD' may just be the most brutally honest book about Hollywood ever written. E. Klass delivers a scathing, unflinching ‘behind-the-scenes’ look at show business that is both hysterically funny and tragically sad. This book is mandatory reading for anyone who thinks Hollywood is all glitz and glamour!