Ceremonial Magick for Halfwits

Only Acidophilus could make Merlin and Houdini run away screaming...Toying with the Keys of Solomon in a concocted attempt to creat a woman, Manhattan bodega owner, the Great Acidophilus a/k/a Sixto Rodgriguez, gets himself transported to a dragon's lair beneath the CLoisters. The resident dragon is cursed and doesn't know if he should eat the crazy magician or get out of the Cloisters before hell catches up with him