I Just Want to Pee Alone

Now a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER.Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!” I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.Read hysterical essays like:Embarrassment, Thy Name is MotherhoodA Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am NotAnd Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible MotherSo She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

• But Did You Die?: Setting the Parenting Bar Low (I Just Want to Pee Alone) (Volume 5)
• I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone)
• I Still Just Want to Pee Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone) (Volume 3)
• I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting
• Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Cantankerous Clients, Micromanaging Minions, and Other Supercilious Scourges
• Go the F**k to Sleep
• I Just Want to Be Perfect (I Just Want to Pee Alone)
• People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges
• I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband: Honest, Hilarious Stories From a Father of Three Who Made All the Mistakes (and Made up for Them)
• I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting