How I Earned My Wrinkles: Musings on Marriage, Motherhood and Menopause

• Are you married to a Master Wrinkle Maker? • Have you bought the best bathing suit of your life, then saw a maternity tag on it, and it fit! • Has your husband asked the plastic surgeon if he charges per wrinkle? Then asked for a payment plan? • Have you gotten to the point where all your children look alike. You run through the list of kid’s names until they finally answer? • Has your brow furrowed while you tried to remember why you came to the store that you gave yourself new wrinkles? (Only to realize you were there for wrinkle cream.)