That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel: A collection of new essays and emails

That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel is the fourth release by New York Times bestselling author David Thorne and features over two hundred pages of brand new, never before seen essays and emails including: Ride of the Valkyries, Squirrel, Deer Camp, Tomotes, Gypsies, Cloud Backgrounds, Scrabble, Horsepowers and many more.

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• The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius
• I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails.
• Walk It Off, Princess
• The Ducks In The Bathroom Are Not Mine: A decade of irreverence and procrastination
• I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm & Has Chairs: Stuff that didn't make it into the first book
• The Collected Works of 27b/6. Victorian Edition: Illustrated & abridged for polite society.
• Emails from an A**hole: Real People Being Stupid