Trousering Your Weasel

Why do wombats have square poop? How far could a Neanderthal cannibal make a good eyebrow roast stretch? Would Lewis and Clark have been less whiny if they'd had proper rain gear? These and many other questions that it never occurred to you to ask are addressed in this collection of essays by serial goof Murr Brewster, proprietor of the snortworthy blog Murrmurrs. Trousering Your Weasel is a 250-page fun-filled fatty that includes over seventy original drawings by the author. Many of these will lead the reader to conclude that the author ain't right, which was certainly the judgment of her friends, family, and a series of alarmed teachers at Taylor Elementary in Arlington, Virginia who are probably all dead now. Still, the illustrations should prove helpful to anyone who might be confused about the nature of a Viagra-induced trip to the emergency room, or a mammogram administered by a woman named Adolph. So there's that.