But... You're a Horse

As featured in The Guardian, The Telegraph, and on Comedy Central. From internet mischief-maker David Bussell comes, But... You're a Horse, a collection of pranks, anecdotes and gags that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover of the book containing them. Get But... You're a Horse now for a hilarious dose of absurdism. David Bussell's work has also been featured on The Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, B3TA, Digital Spy, and (quite without his permission), The Daily Mail. Things people have said about David Bussell: "Hilarious." Graham Linehan (Father Ted, The IT Crowd). "Really good." Shane Allen (BBC Controller of Comedy Commissioning). "Ha!" Sam Bain (Peep Show, Fresh Meat).

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