You Might be an Asshole if. . .

This book contains a list of 101 things that only an asshole would say or do. You can use the list as a way to find out if you're an asshole, to find out if anyone you know is an asshole, or as a checklist so you can avoid assholes. I highly recommend carrying this book around with you or leaving it out on your coffee table. Imagine all the assholes you'll be able to spot! By the way, for the purpose of this book, asshole is a totally gender-nonspecific term applying to both men and women.