An Atheist's Critique of the Bible: New Testament

Continuing on the path of Biblical destruction, we focus our attention now on that zombie from Israel with the Birkenstock sandals and the physique of an Olympic swimmer. Join me as I systematically deconstruct God's tenuous grasp on morals, ethics, and parenthood. Are you under the impression that Jesus was a loving figure, who cherished all mankind and sought to save each and every one of us from hellfire? Wrong! Jesus was an arrogant bastard child who traveled town to town, mocking non-believers and dismissing family members in an attempt to save a handful of the people he happened to be around at the moment. Think you know the story of Jesus? You don't. But you can. Come on in and sit down for a spell. Free punch and pie.