A Laugh Out Loud, Pee In Your Granny Panties, Guide To New Mommyhood: A Humorous Journey Through the First Few Months at Home With Your New Baby

A Hilarious Guide for New Mothers Everywhere

When you have had your fill of the information overload in the 'Baby's First Year' books, pick up Guide and have yourself a good laugh. You are not the only one who hasn't showered in seven days and can't find time to eat a decent meal, let alone put on a fresh pair of underwear because you have a tiny baby relying on you for their every need. This book is refreshing. This book says the things every woman feels.

Feeling isolated after you have given birth? Pick up this book. Feeling scared, exhausted, and lonely at home with your new baby? Pick up this book. Do you have stretch marks from your naval to your neck and hemorrhoids the size of golf balls hanging out of your bum after having a baby? PICK UP THIS BOOK! The following topics are covered in depth:

-The first few weeks at home with your newborn baby...(also known as "What was I thinking?")
-Body after baby... (I ain't no Heidi Klum people)
-Intimacy after baby... ("Honey, I am going to try really hard not to spray you in the face with my boobies...no promises!")
-Stretch marks
-The B's: Breasts, Butts, Bowel Movements, Bedtimes
-Last, but certainly not least, why it is all worth it in the end.